So another thing about Rocky Balboa….

I'll bet you can't do this like Rocky can.
HOW on earth did he run so many miles a day wearing Converse All-Stars?!?!?!?!?! HOW? How. H. O. W. Even.
In fact, this past summer, I was running alongside the beach by my house. It’s about a 4.5 mile run all together, and everything was going really well. But all of a sudden, while I was listening to my iPod Shuffle (gotta have that techno) and running along the white-capped waters of Revere Beach, letting the endorphins fly like CONFETTI, I managed to fully HurtBruiseBreakSnap do-something-terribly-awful to the outer side of my foot.
I’m serious. I even had it X-Rayed. I couldn’t exercise for weeks. The doctor said it was all because of my shoes. Pumas. Something happened where my foot expanded (gross I know, but your feet expand while you exercise it’s a part of life so deal with it) and as it expanded the outside of my shoe pushed it inward causing the bones inside my outer foot to become inflamed. Ew. I apologize, but the graphic explanation is necessary.
Dear athletes, don’t buy Puma sneakers. They are casual pieces of trendy footwear disguised as running sneakers.
But I digress. The point is I would sooner choose to run in Pumas than in Converse. Running in Converse would be like strapping two wooden boards to my feet with bungee cords and hitting the gym.
But Larry Bird played basketball in them. Squince and all the other Sandlot boys played baseball in them. Rocky Balboa – he ran in them.
This is just another reason why Rocky is probably the most badass individual on the planet.
Just a thought.
I’ll admit it. I have a Rocky poster in my bedroom. And so it’s safe for me to say this will NOT be my final post about Rocky Balboa. I might even work it into my column somehow. It can be done. There’s NO doubt about it. Rocky can do anything he puts his mind to. Duh.



