I am too tired to write out an entire entry at the moment. Also, I need to do art homework and so the quicker I procrastinate, the better. If that makes any sense at all. This entry will be in list form because I love making lists.
I’m a listographer. Probably.
I have a big problem with…
- People who wear running/ athletic sneakers with jeans. If you’re going to wear sneakers when you aren’t working out at least have the decency pair them with athletic pants.
- People who say “shut up.” I don’t care if everyone says it it’s mean and I mentally gasp every time I hear it.
- Mayonnaise on french fries – are you kidding me?
- Angelina Jolie and her erroneous existence.
- This statement: “Yeah bro I must have gone all through high school with out reading a whole book.” Congrats.
- Also, this statement: “I’m not a sweet eater.” Give me a break.
- The Eggo waffle breakfast sandwich from Dunkin Donuts. It’s like pocket sized diabetes!
- Bats. But they’re sort of cool too. Maybe bats shouldn’t be on this list.
- 8. again, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. If hating this story makes me an anti-American or something, so be it.
- 9. (I messed up the list when I decided bats were OK) – The North Face jackets that are like…SHAGGY or something, or furry? Or the metallic Ugg boots? Ladies, you’re really pushing it with these ones….
- 10. When my food isn’t hot. Like, really hot. Like, I always microwave my dinner in the middle of eating, hot.
- 11. (I’ll stop with 11) – Being cold. Think about something you already hate doing, and then think about how much worse it would be if you were cold while doing it. Doing homework and being cold. Being hungry and being cold. Not having a jacket and being cold (obviously). Seeing a cockroach and being cold. Throwing up and being cold. Eating liver and onions and being cold. Watching people play guitar hero and being cold. Going blind and being cold. Even. Being cold can also potentially ruin a usually enjoyable activity – Attending a carnival and being cold, eating ice cream and being cold, doing jump-n-jacks and being cold, or worst of all, meeting Sean Penn and being cold.
But I love a lot of other things like bakeries and springtime and halloween and meatball sandwiches and beach towels and cocoa butter and incense and candles and sunglasses and overflowing mugs of cookie dough ice cream, though!
=]goodbye.
