To the dear, dear gentleman and scholars strolling through the Hamden Stop & Shop parking lot, dressed in “Hooters” muscle T-shirts, and shouting at me, a QU female, “YEAHHH! HOW YOU DOING TODAYYYYY!?,” you’ve got to be kidding.
You’re 30. It’s creepy that you shout at college girls, especially while wearing a “Hooters” T-shirt. It’s creepy that you even choose to wear a “Hooters” T-shirt.
As if I’ll holler back, “Thank goodness you said something! I noticed you from across the shopping carts, handsome! I’m fine today, how are you?”
Uh. No. Instead, I shake my head in disapproval, which in turn causes him to shake his head in disapproval of my response! Regardless, I continue on my way out of the parking lot, with my joyous canvas shopping bag that’s bursting with apples, lettuce, cookie dough and Frosted Mini Wheats.
Ladies, beware of the Hamden Stop & Shop.
And gentlemen, if you’re wearing a “Hooters” T-Shirt, I would really love to know what you’re thinking.
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October 2, 2008 at 4:26 am
That was me. Don’t hate.